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Symptoms of BIRD FLU

The Centers for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any combination of the following, or if you experience #6 as a stand alone symptom, please seek medical attention immediately:

1. High Fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irrestible urge to s*** on someone's windshield