masseuse

sure is nice having my own personal
welllll
i was going to say, its nice to have my own personal masseuse
but then i went to dictionary.com to figure out how to spell it
and the definition is:
a woman who provides massage as a profession or occupation.

and i cant call kc a woman
he be a male cat, ya know

he walks all over me, and massages my back when he does
and then he hops off my back, comes to my face
and shoves his face under my hands
so that i have to scratch his chin in payment for the massage