owned

that goofy cat of mine
thinks he owns my house

he has started something new tonight
i've caught him on my bed, waiting on me, from time to time
but he always jumps off when i come near

wellll
not tonight

i came back from my tub routine
and he is lying smack in the middle of my bed
and he won't move
so, i hiked myself up in bed just a bit
and crawled in behind him
and he continues to lie there
and pretty soon he bats at my bare behind

he moved